• Every smart character in a tv show: "It's no big deal I just recalibrated th-"
  • Rest of the cast: "IN ENGLISH PLEASE"
  • *studio audience laughter*
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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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